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The Instant Handyman Tee - Lazy Unisex Halloween Costume

£13.64

 All of the gear. None of the sweat.

Ever wanted to look like you’re ready to remodel an entire kitchen without actually knowing how to use a tape measure? This graphic tee is your ultimate shortcut. Featuring a crisp, printed layout of a heavy-duty tool belt, reflective safety strap, walkie-talkie, and an official-looking "Construction Worker" badge, it delivers maximum utility vibes with absolutely zero labor.

It’s the perfect lazy costume, a hilarious gag gift for your least-handy friend, or just a fun way to walk around the hardware store looking highly professional.

The Blueprint (Product Details):

  • Incredible Comfort: Made with a soft, lightweight fabric ($4.2\text{ oz}$) and a relaxed unisex cut that's built for ultimate lounging.

  • Premium Material Blends:

    • Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton for that classic, breathable feel.

    • Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.

    • Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton blend.

  • Global Shipping: Proudly printed and shipped locally from the US, EU, CA, UK, AU, JP, and BR to get to your door as fast as possible.

🛠️ Just slip it on, grab a coffee, and tell everyone you're "on your fifteen." No heavy lifting required.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

The Instant Handyman Tee - Lazy Unisex Halloween Costume Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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